Best Funny Christmas Messages for Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram, Twitter and more

Ho Ho Ho, the fun begins,
This is the time to rejoice,
This is the time to enjoy,
So call up all your friends and family,
Tell them how you feel tonight,
Coz on the way is the Christmas night!

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Christmas is a great season filled with chocolates, cakes, puddings, marzipans, and candies,
especially when you have somebody else making them for you!
May you be blessed with many such good Samaritans.
Merry Christmas to you and your family.

Excuse number 375 for no gifts from Santa Claus:
There is a shortage of reindeers due to excessive hunting!
Hunt less.
Merry Christmas.

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Just like, what is sin without penance,?
What is Christmas without presents!
May you receive loads of them.
Merry Christmas and a fun-filled New Year.

Santa won't is coming this year…

He died laughing once you said, “you been an honest girl”. 

Have a Merry Christmas

Best Funny Christmas Messages for Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram, Twitter and more

Christmas is usually for youngsters. 

But we adults can enjoy it too Until the card bills arrive. 

Merry Christmas 2020

 Please allow Jesus to return and Bless people in Church on Christmas,

If he sees you there he might not. 

So come here and have party with me. 

Merry Christmas to you 

Best Funny Christmas Messages for Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram, Twitter, and more

I have kept some photos in my home 

So come here rather than Church You can drink and pray, 

And no more boring speech from the priest.

 Merry Christmas and Happy New Year